1. I wake up to howling dogs under my apartment every morning at 8:30, and have to listen to it until I leave
  2. My computer is broken and Geek Squad is taking forever to fix it.
  3. My car window is broken
  4. My brother still owes me $150 for saving his cat
  5. Someone I did some website work MONTHS ago still hasn’t paid me for it, claiming there’s no money in the account, and he still thinks he can call me up and ask me computer questions
  6. And finally–there’s no hot water in my building.